Witches. They danced naked in the night. They flew on broomsticks. They dallied with the devil in a most intimate and obscene way. The witch, always in the throes of passion. Always eager. Never sated.
What started these tales of witches on broomsticks? Of witches seducing men only to steal their penises and set them in nests, high in trees where only they could reach them? Of witches using glamour on the newly emasculated male so no one knew but herself and that poor unfortunate fool? What was it about witches and sex and flying? witches brooms
It was ergot. Mandrake. Belladonna. Hallucinogenic plants like these and others. All deadly in high doses. All with nasty effects on the body even in doses small and few. But witches – women originally known for their skills as healers – knew well how to use these and other herbs to mix the right brew, the right salve or potion. They knew well how to get high.
Mandrake is also known as Satan’s Apple and as Devi’s Testicles. Though useful for its medicinal properties when used with care, ingesting even small doses could cause rather unpleasant spasms of the stomach, heart palpitations, sweating, delirium. Death. Belladonna is an analgesic when used safely. However, it can cause labored breathing, fainting, a rash, nausea. Death.
But what if you didn’t ingest these herbs? What if you pulverized them and made them into a salve? What effects could you expect then? Done wrong, you could die. Done right, you could fly. witches brooms
And so “the witch” made these ointments and applied them to parts of the body that would easily absorb their aphrodisiac and narcotic properties. The armpits. The palms. The feet. The labia. The vagina.
The extremities and armpits were easily accessed. The vagina took some – though not much – imagination. And so they would coat their palms with the salve then carefully, thoroughly apply it to the handle of a broom…and “ride it”. No doubt gently at first, allowing the first waves of the salve’s effects to take hold. And then more forcefully, frenzied as the desired effects took over. Lustful, writhing witches. Insatiable. Naked in the night. Riding brooms and doing dastardly deeds involving Satan and his testicles.
Be this a witch?
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May you be unmarked,